Thursday, March 30, 2006

Lather, Rinse, Repeat

Meanwhile, the Bush junta is dusting off a golden oldie from 'way back in 2002. There's another election coming up; it's going to be necessary to rally the Murkan people 'round the flag again. Only the name has to be changed; in fact, only the last letter of the name. Confusion is inevitable. When Emperor El Supremo Jorge Bush, Sovereign of the Lands, Seas, Airs, and Interplanetary Spaces has so much trouble distinguishing Osama bin Laden from Saddam Hussein, he's bound to be heavily taxed by the much more subtle difference between "Iraq" and "Iran."

Here we see Grima Wormtongue (or somebody like that) giving her sage counsel to Theoden, Lord of the Mark (or somebody like that). I wonder what she's whispering? My money's on some variation of "F--k Ahmadinejad -- we're taking him out."

It's hard to believe, but here we go again. If we're stupid enough to buy this, we deserve every bit of it. Actually, we've already bought it several times ... so we already deserve it.

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