As some of you may recall, I just finished a five-year tour of duty teaching physics, two evenings a week, at IPFW. One of the fringe benefits of such duty is the insaniac e-mails that come in a few times each year. I just got one today, and I'd like to share part of it with you:
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Subject: (COURTESY EMAIL) Submission to the Nobel Prize Committee of the Scientific Discovery of the 4th Dimension
PO BOX 3192
Bellingham, WA 98227-3192
The Nobel Foundation
SE-102 45 Stockholm
Tel +46 8 663 09 20
Fax +46 8 660 38 47
July 6, 2006
RE: Submission of formal presentation to the Nobel Prize Committee of the Scientific Discovery of the 4th Dimension
To Whom It May Concern
I am a Physicist (BS 1995), a student at WESTERN WASHINGTON UNIVERSITY and I have made an important scientific discovery - The 4th Dimension. I will not get into scientific details, but a lot of our science will improve with the acceptance and use of this new discovery.
I have created a website to explain my discovery, it is
titled: "Ueber Alles - The Struggle of Kurt Schwierige" - It reads like "a movie", but I use this teaching technique so complex ideas can be understood with ease. It illustrates how to use The 4th Dimension scientifically.
The website address that has a list of all my Technical Papers is
The list is as follows.
(1) New Ideas in Relativity [ For Nobel Consideration ]
[ Physics ]
(2) PI made Rational [ For Nobel Consideration ]
[ Physics / Mathematics ]
(3) Game Theory
[ Computer Systems Engineering / Machine Science / Computer Science / Neuroscience / Physics / Mathematics / 4D-Space Theory ]
(4) Machine Science
[ Computer Science / Neuroscience / Computer Systems Engineering ]
(5) Machine Programming
[ Computer Systems Engineering / Machine Science / Computer Science / Neuroscience / Physics / Mathematics / Music / Psychology ]
(6) 4D-Space Games
[ Video Games played via "thought" : Virtual Reality Video Games Made Real... Computer Systems Engineering / Machine Science / Computer Science / Neuroscience : "Play With The Future, Today." ]
(7) Reflection, Light & Properties of "The Invisible"
[ Physics & Engineering ]
(8) Grid Computing, Virtual Machines & Internet Inefficiency [ Computer Science ]
(9) The Unified Field Theory [ For Nobel Consideration ]
[ Physics ]
(10) The Operating System of Organic Machines [ Computer Systems Engineering / Machine Science / Computer Science / Neuroscience / Physics / Mathematics / 4D Space Theory ]
Your committee deals with scientists and with this dimension, errors in scientific work are immediately recognized; so The 4th Dimension acts as an "error checker" and will become an invaluable tool for scientists to use.
I present to your committee my website, for your perusal.
Gabriel Agbasi, Physicist
The Author of Ueber Alles
Copy: The Royal Swedish Academy of Sciences
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I wasn't feeling strong enough today to look at the whole "Ueber [sic] Alles" website, but I did take in "PI Made Rational." The reader is invited to check it out personally. All I can say is, there might be a case for requiring a 30-day "cooling-off" period on the purchase of any personal computer.