I just now saw this. I must be in an especially irresponsible mood -- more so than usual, even -- and I find I must pass it along. Via James Bovard, here's Tom Blanton's "Holly Gonna Whup Paula's Ass."
OK, I'll straighten up now.
Under the spreading chestnut tree
I sold you and you sold me:
There lie they, and here lie we
Under the spreading chestnut tree.
Here let us await the bullet that will usher us into unpersonhood.