Don't Pump & Run!

Debbie Harbeson's written another good one. Like her, I live in Indiana, and I've idly wondered who that ferocious-looking state trooper, whose scowling likeness adorns gas pumps hereabouts, was. Also like her, I've seen a fair number of such stickers defaced -- some quite entertainingly. And these days, we all need any entertainment we can get, especially when in the vicinity of a gas pump.