Monday, June 15, 2009

If I Ran the U.S., 6/15/09 Edition

Here's the situation:
SEOUL, June 15 -- As state media in North Korea continued to warn of possible nuclear war, South Korean President Lee Myung-bak flew to Washington for talks with President Obama at which Lee is expected to seek a written promise of continued U.S. nuclear protection.

The United States has maintained a nuclear umbrella over South Korea since the Korean War and it periodically reaffirms that protection, although not at the level of a White House statement.
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Dear President Lee Myung-bak,


No.

All treaties are hereby repudiated. The total pullout of U.S. armed forces will be complete by this time Thursday. Feel free to keep the base facilities.



Respectfully yours,

America

2 comments:

akaGaGa said...

This PROVES you should be writing for the feds.

Jim Wetzel said...

Thanks!

Considering the tax situation, there's a regrettably large fraction of the year during which everything I do -- writing, reading, or scratching my rear end -- is for the feds ... may confusion attend their every thought.