It seems that The Greatest Drone Warrior Chieftain the World Has Ever Known, Barack O'Bomber, is unsatisfied with the conduct of his vast murder empire. So here's a public service from the management of The Chestnut Tree Cafe:
Dear Supreme Death Commander,
A reduction in the size of your built-to-fail jobs program and "defense" contractor profits machine by a factor of about 10,000 would also reduce the incidence of sex crime therein by at least the same factor. Probably more, since you could then be a little more, shall we say, selective about who participates. Yes, it's true that the mission would have to be scaled back by the same factor. A military establishment whose scale is reduced by four orders of magnitude would have to restrict itself to the actual defense of actual US territory against the actual (microscopic) threat of invasion of said territory. Is that a bad thing?
Admittedly, it's very bad for your corporate masters at LockMart / Gen Dyn / GE and so on. Again, though: how bad is that for actual American people, as opposed to the astronomically-overcompensated minions of Hell?
--- Your friends at the Chestnut Tree Cafe
P.S. No, no -- no medals for us, please. Service is its own reward. Thanks anyway!