Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Friendly Advice, September 22 Edition

Dear President Ahmadinejad,

I must inform you that you are mistaken. Your country does indeed need nuclear weapons. Without them, your country is bombing-bait, and perhaps invasion-bait as well.


Regards,

The Chestnut Tree Cafe Staff

2 comments:

Mimi said...

To The Chestnut Tree Cafe Staff:
Don't be silly. My country poses no threat to yours and the U.S. would never invade such a small, faraway country...
Oh.
Thanks for the advice.
Sincerely,
Pres. Ahmadinejad

Jim Wetzel said...

Ah, Mimi, that's excellent!