Murder Squirrel

So there's Senator McCain, popping up like a tree-dwelling rodent with cheek pouches chock-full of acorns, or maybe cluster sub-munitions. And, as surprising as this will no doubt be, he wants another war! This time, dispensing the dubious blessings of duh-mocracy from 15,000 feet onto the Syrians.

You have to wonder, when foreigners see the bright-eyed face of this particular senile clown, knowing that he was the presidential nominee of one of the two major branches of the War/Corporate Party as recently as '08, what they must think of you and I? No, World, I did not, in fact chew lead paint chips by the pound as a child. But I can surely understand why you might feel like asking. I do kind of wish that some of you were powerful enough to bring us a little bit of Regime Change here in the States. (And if any of you Asian bankers are reading ... maybe you can.) "Operation American Freedom." It's an idea whose time has come!