Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Apropos of Nothing in Particular

Let's just skip right down to the bottom line. I'll write the headline for next week sometime, and then maybe we can quit hearing about it:

IN EIGHTEENTH TAPE, MEL GIBSON RAPES SEVERAL UNDERAGED KITTENS, THEN THREATENS TO THROW THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE DOWN A BLACK HOLE

There! Glad that's over with.

3 comments:

Christopher Jennings said...

Nice! I did laugh about this. I really love your post! It has sense, really! Way to good man. I love to track your future posts. Thanks!

akaGaGa said...

Ah, the advantages of camping. Would you believe I knew nothing about this? Then again, I may be the last person in America who has never - I repeat, never - watched American Idol. I'm sadly out of touch.

Jim Wetzel said...

No, I think you're happily out of touch! Particularly where American Eye-dull is concerned.