Saturday, December 26, 2009

I'm Sorry

Somebody else has done something bad on an airplane. Well, gee, it's a shame that just one bad apple has to ruin things for everyone, but of course I acknowledge my supervisors' correctness in punishing everybody. It's the least I can do, besides hang my head in shame, that is ... render up another of the remaining shreds of my freedom in order to make everyone safer. It's all for freedom! Freedom isn't free, you know. My supervisors are going to have to destroy my freedom, like that village in Vietnam, in order to save it.

I think we should immediately invade Iran. 'Cause, I mean, you know, somebody has to do something. And maybe kill the firstborn male child in every household. Or maybe just kill all the boy children one year old or less. That should teach 'em that we're a peace-loving people that they just can't trifle with!


Anonymous said...

As usual, you've taken the politically-correct position. I feel much safer now, too, after learning that one of the new security rules is that you can't get out of your seat for the last hour of your flight. Well, at least I'll feel safe for that last hour.

And never fear. Our invasion of Iran is on the horizon.

Anonymous said...

Keep posting stuff like this i really like it.