Wednesday, December 14, 2005

Bush to World: Shhhhhhhhhh ...

Some things must clearly be off-limits in the political discourse of other countries, lest The Exalted become annoyed:

An irritated U.S. ambassador to Canada waded into the centre of the federal election campaign yesterday, firing a political broadside from the Bush administration aimed at repeated criticism from Prime Minister Paul Martin.

David Wilkins warned Canadians to back off the U.S.-bashing rhetoric in the campaign for the Jan. 23 election, suggesting Mr. Martin is risking relations with the U.S.

"It's easy to criticize the United States. We're an easy target at times," Mr. Wilkins said. "It may be smart election-year politics to thump your chest and constantly criticize your friend and your No. 1 trading partner, but it's a slippery slope and all of us should hope that it doesn't have a long-term impact on our relationship."

Those Canadians had best limit themselves to either humble adoration or respectful silence where the Great Vulture is concerned. Otherwise, they surely risk pre-emptive invasion. Better to fight them there, you know, rather than here.

2 comments:

LP Mike Sylvester said...

It is hard to believe that we think we can dictate Canadian politics. I guess nothing surprises me any more...

Grace said...

suggesting Mr. Martin is risking relations with the U.S.

It's unclear, isn't it? Would that be risking having or not having relations with the U.S.? And why does it sound like a vintage 1950s marriage manual?