Why Can't I Ever Come Up With These?

I certainly wish I'd thought of this. I'll admit I was tempted to steal it. But I resisted the temptation. Let's give some credit where credit is due: one of the Poor Man's readers left it in a comment thread.

I would gladly sacrifice my son for this administration’s wars, if Dick Cheney were my son.

Yep. In a New York minute, as they say.