Monday, March 07, 2005

Who left the window open?

Anybody feel a draft?

Myself, I'm cheering for one. It might go a long way toward cutting down on support for the wars, among those whose greatest current wartime sacrifice is the need to allocate limited SUV display space among the competing demands of magnetic ribbons of various hues, stylized NASCAR car numbers, and the ever-popular (if unauthorized) image of Calvin pissing on this or that.

And yes -- of course! -- draft the young women, too. America needs to see the nineteen-year-old girls reporting involuntarily for basic training, just to get the full, rich flavor of Imperial life in the 21st century.

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